Prayer is good for
1. Stopping the Supreme Court from accepting gay marriage.
2. Stopping a bad tornado in Oklahoma.
3. Making people feel better after a bad tornado in Oklahoma.
4. Casting out demons.
5. Getting mafiosi to be good.
6. Helping you decide to go back to work.
7. Getting Rick Santorum elected President.
8. Repealing Obamacare.
9. Making gay people straight.
10. Stopping children from being killed by guns better than gun control legislation.
11. Getting Mitt Romney elected President.
12. Saving you from taking the Titanic.
13. Making your trip to Disney World healthy.
14. Stopping drone attacks on you.
15. Guarding against accidents in your new car.
16. Finding you a job.
17. Getting you more money.
18. Finding a husband.
19. Getting through divorce.
20. Convincing Herman Cain to run for President.
21. Convincing Herman Cain to stop running for President.
22. Making it snow.
23. Making it stop snowing.
24. Getting more sex.
25. Helping Paul Ryan's kids with their homework.
Enough.... you get the picture.
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